POWDER KEG OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE

topherchris:

Joe Biden visits DC’s first Costco, buys entire pallet of beef jerky

Wow I really fucking love you → Meghan Ory

cybercum:

if a number is not divisible by 5 i get very uncomfortable

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a-real-spooky-shark:

spookaddict:

boobblegumbutts:

THAT WASN’T COOL TUMBLR

everyone stop posting

this is the audio post to rule them all

Glee top 5 | Characters: Noah Puckerman [4/5]

#Literally me when it comes to Julie Andrews

I’m getting a fucking divorce.

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—	my dad when my mom threw a draw 4 in uno (via durncriss)

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theh0pe-division:

turboswag:

oH MY GOD

this is my favorite post on tumblr by far

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background

me: falls on face trying to put socks on

daunt:

UGH.

FUCKING TEEN WOLFS.

thetvinmyhead:

nourishyourturtleheart:

hotshitinbrooklyn:

Heading to the Born This Way Ball