“A hero? Like you? You’re a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle!”
Opened 4 August. Forum RP. Powers/Abilities. Freestyle app. No WC. Present day alternate universe. Lots of popular faces still open!
You go to a costume party as a superhero, not your own, who would it be? [x]
and not a single fuck was given that day.
IT’S FINALLY DONE.
There’s a few glitches that are too late to fix though, but hopefully you guys enjoy it.
I’ll gif out a few scenarios later :)
im so sorry that im not sorry
[Submitted by: Minerva
Modification of the default settings on S.H.I.E.L.D.-issued phones is strictly prohibited.
The next person to change a fellow agent’s ringtone to “Call Me Maybe” will have their coffee privileges removed.]
[Submitted by: NezumiPi
Hello, new recruits of S.H.I.E.L.D.
I would like to take this opportunity to welcome you to our organization and remind you of the awesome responsibility you are about to undertake. In addition, I would like to clarify a few misconceptions which you may have heard about from senior staff:
- The Helicarrier is not sentient and it is unnecessary to thank it profusely every time a door opens or closes, nor does it need to be regularly “scratched behind the ears”.
- Unicycles are not an acceptable mode of employee transportation. No exceptions, not even for Agent Barton.
- While Mr. Stark is a valued contractor, he has not ever been granted the title of Supreme Allied Commander and if he wants to retain the title of “mister” he will stop signing his emails that way.
- There is no such title as Burrito Supreme Allied Commander and I swear to god, Stark, if you ever hack into my email again while I’m using it, I will shove a boot so far up your ass you’ll be spitting out shoelaces.]
“Hey Tony, have you seen my favorite pair of sweatpants?”