hardhatpartycat:

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whenjewishuponastar:

i choose the fries 

I don’t have to the time or energy to eat 85 strawberries I can eat a small fry in 2 minutes flat

1 small fries? who made this an immigrant?

85 strawberries cost too much….

I hate mcdonald’s fries. They leave a greasy film in my mouth and a bitter aftertaste. Gimme the strawberries. I’ll put chocolate and whip cream on them. Make some into a smoothie. Put some on top of a chocolate cake.

Do you have any idea how badly you would shit for hours if you ate that many strawberries omg

I’m not going to eat them all at once. :P

The graphic doesn’t say I have to.

I remember that time (last night) I ate that whole package of oreos. I didn’t shit. ..badly. If you know what I’m saying….

omfg i ate easily like 20 blueberries and then as many cherries yesterday and i was a disaster