POWDER KEG OF SEXUAL DEVIANCE

I KNOW ABOUT THE KINDLE FIRE. OKAY? I KNOW ALREADY. I’M WELL AWARE.

STOP IT.

Shimmy mah boobz.

WE FOUND LOOOOOVE IN A HOPELESS PLAAAAACE

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

planetofthehats:

firegrowshigher:

kovaniy:

goddamnitreddas:

catbountry:

thatonelesbianyouknow:

babies and robots

Tarantulas, pregnancy, ghosts, clowns and people screaming.

Needles.

Can’t get them, won’t get them. No sir.

Rot/mold/’wet’ decay generally.

Insects.  Actually, most arthropods except for spiders.  Spiders are my weird exception.  Like I can’t even watch someone eat lobster, but I’d hold a tarantula.

 Being smothered to death. So like buried alive, drowning under lots of water (drowning in shallow water, nbd), being smushed by vast packs of people etc.

VOMITING/GAGGING

Earthquakes terrify me. I haven’t felt one since 2001 or 2002, but for some reason the very concept just… I’m terrified by them. It is a daily occurrence for me to sit completely still and hold my breath because I thought the ground was shaking.

ladyxgaga:

This means every single studio album Gaga has put out thus far has been nominated for the most coveted award in the music business.

To tell the truth, having Steve around was more amusing than he had expected after their first encounter. It was like having a pet Martian in the house. Tony wasn’t ever sure of how Steve was going to react to something new, but he could always wager it was going to be hilarious. Except for the times when his reactions were sad. But he didn’t bother himself with dwelling on those times. He didn’t have time for the feeling he got in his chest when Steve made ‘that face.’ So far, his favorite reactions were the ones Steve had to going to a sushi establishment, discovering Lady Gaga, and seeing a movie in 3D.